i am not to blame for your daily hangovers waking up to the aftermath of a drunken night with puke at every single corner, cups and clothes all over the place. but you will probably see me waking up next to you staring at the same mess you are staring at, suddenly afraid of what we’ve both done the night before.

hi, call me jimmy.
i am short, with a loud attitude and extremely vulgar.

i don’t go to all the parties that i am invited to because i can’t be bothered waking up the same horrid smell and terrifying sight every single day. but at the same time, i don’t remember waking up without a hangover. but because i have different excuses to drink a little more every other night, i don’t give two shit about what kind of person you think i am. because i know that most of the people i met out there, don’t really like me at first sight. plainly for the reason that once i speak, i bring them to another dimension, of insults and vulgarities. i am not kind with my choice of words, even when i am speaking to someone who is twice my age.

i have a really perfect boyfriend who shits in his pants when it is time to buy me gifts, treating me for dinner and hangs around the beauty sections for only gentlemen while i purchase my girly makeup. He sings, screams, leads a band, is tall and good-looking, is beautiful and hot, but he have to sacrifice all of his beauty and is currently serving national service. Most importantly, he makes me feel different, and i am most happy when he’s around.

One fine day when i finally have got the money to get out of singapore, i will. because i love the plain feeling of walking a maximum of 100 steps to the nearest pub from my house, and the discovery of something totally new is always exciting to me. London has got everything that i am asking for. Music, fashion and glamour; thugs, violence and crisis. There is simply nothing else i can ask for.

I have hobbies that include tasteless dishes, ear-tormenting guitar playing and senseless doodling. I sing and dance to bands like paramore, jack’s mannequin and bring me the horizon in my room with my tee-shirt and my american apparel gym shorts. I have a huge collection of music and postcards. I love reading Nylon, I-D and Vogue magazine.